DokiDoki Precure Episode 25

Translation: Kanmuri

TL in progress

Translation

Prologue

Selfishe: Attention please!

Crowd: Huh?

Selfishe: I'm tired of smiling all the time!

Cure Heart: Over there!

Selfishe: I've had my fill of standing around while speaking.

Cure Sword: What's up with that Selfishe?

Cure Rosetta: Doesn't that sound like a flight attendant?{"Flight attendant" is more common in American English than "cabin attendant". --K}

Selfishe: Is there a princess among the passengers?

Cure Diamond: It's looking for the Princess.

Leva: It is as you say.
Where have you spirited the Princess off to?

Cure Heart: If we knew, we wouldn't tell you!

Leva: Then I have no use for you. Selfishe!

Selfishe: Attention please!{"Let me have your attention while I shoot fireballs at you, thank you!" w --K}

Cure Rosetta: Precure Rosetta Reflection!

Selfishe: Self!

Cure Ace: I'll make your heart race!
Ace Shot!
Bang!

Selfishe: Self!
Love! Love Loooooove!

Leva: Hmph! Remember this parting shot!

Cure Rosetta: I am so very sorry. My defense is too weak and it's putting you all in danger.

Cure Heart: No way!

Cure Sword: It's not your fault, Rosetta.

Cure Diamond: We all have some responsibility for what happened.

Cure Rosetta: But...

Cure Ace: I don't have anything especially profound to say.

Other 4: Hmm?

Cure Ace: You have to figure it out yourself.
Please give this growing experience your best effort.

{OP}

Part 1

Title: A Splendid Transformation! The Appearance of a New Heroine!?

Lance: You've been doing nothing but sighing for a while now, Alice.

Alice: Ah...

Sebastian: Milady, please take a short break.

Alice: Thank you, Sebastian.
Following Cure Ace's guidance, both Mana-chan and Makoto-san enhanced themselves, and have thus gained additional power.
As they have done, I too need to enhance myself.

Sebastian: You have been putting forth quite the effort day in and day out, milady.

Alice: Yet it is still not enough. I have to try harder...

Sign (scroll on the wall): Adversity{逆境}

Alice: Let's start, please.

{As far as I can tell, the robot's just doing 気合(kiai) here, not actual words, so not translating them. Even the デイアー in the captions is just a 気合. --K}

Robot: Your fists have gone soft!

Alice: I'm not going to be able to protect everyone at this rate.
Once more!

Sebastian: Milady...
It seems that the time to use this has come.
This is a combination of the best science has to offer.
This artificial commune is modeled after the real thing.
It is time to become milady's right arm!
Precure Love Link!
If it is for milady, I am prepared to become a demon or a devil.
Now then, starting the field test.
My acceleration is greatly increased!
I'm not feeling any ill effects, either.
I can be of service to milady like this!
Precure Sebastian Attack!

Ira: The Princess is nowhere to be found.

Mammo: Why don't you try actually looking for her before saying that?

Ira: I don't wanna hear that from {\i1}you{\i0} of all people.
Seriously, what's up with the hat? You some kind of high-class married woman?

Mammo: Sunburn is the the skin's most fearsome enemy.
I know! I'm gonna go take in some ionized air.

Ira: Hey! Hey! Are you taking break to go powder your nose {\i1}now{\i0}?

Sebastian: Cleanse your mind! Refresh your soul!

Mammo: Come on, let's have some ionization!

Sebastian: That time already? I've got to hurry.

Mammo: Geez, where'd it get off to?
Ah!

Sebastian: My reputation as head butler of the Yotsuba family rests on my ability to assist milady.
Huh?
What?

Mammo: Mmmm... Oops! Sunscreen, I need some sunscreen!
Huh? What's this?
It looks familiar somehow.

4 Girls: Precure Love Link!{flashback}

Mammo: Precure Love Link?

Sebastian: What in heaven's name is this?

Lance: You use it like this.

Sebastian: Ah, I see...
I mean, I really don't want to know when or where this would be used.
More importantly, why did the artificial commune change like this?

Lance: Artificial commune?

Sebastian: There it is!
The artificial commune is gone! Gone!
Goooooone!

Alice: Sebastian.

Sebastian: Ah, milady!

Alice: Whatever is the matter?

Lance: He was talking about an "artificial commune".

Alice: Artificial commune?

Sebastian: Ah, umm, well...

Lance: Ah, phone call!

Mana: Alice, a Selfishe has appeared at the Yotsuba Department Store!

Alice: I'll be right there!
I've got to put up a proper defense for everyone this time!

Selfishe: Delish!
'lish! 'lish! 'lish!

Gula: Eat your fill!

Sebastian: Please evactuate, folks!

Selfishe: 'lish! 'lish! 'lish! 'lish!

Cure Heart: He's eating all the samples!

Selfishe: If I fill myself with samples, I can live off them and save money!

Cure Diamond: Why's that toothpick Selfishe so tiny?

Selfishe: Don't call me tiny!

Cure Sword: His attacks are tiny too.

Gula: You've been told, Selfishe!

Selfishe: Goin' biggie size!

Cure Diamond: Well, he sure grew up fast!

Cure Rosetta: Who might that be?

Cutie Madam: Since you have asked, I indeed must tell you who I am.{Yeah, I get the feeling that she's talking over-flowery here. --K}
I am known as...

Cure Heart: Abundant love, Cure Heart!{flashback}

Cutie Madam: Yeah, just like that...
Abundant beauty, Cu... tie Madam!

Cure Heart: Tea Madam?

Cutie Madam: Cutie Madam!

Cure Rosetta: Is she one of the customers?

Cure Diamond: No, no, she's not Madam, just Mammo.

Gula: Did you eat somethin' funny you just picked up?{Like 'shrooms? w --K}

Sebastian: {\i1}Oh my heavens.{\i0}
{\i1}That is, without a doubt, an artificial commune transformation.{\i0}
{\i1}It must have fallen into enemy hands back there.{\i0}

{Eyecatch}