DokiDoki Precure Episode 17
Translation: Kanmuri
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Translation
Prologue
Mana: Walking through the forest sure is refreshing.
Cheryl: Why are you being so laid back?!
Rikka: Yeah, we're here to search for leads on the Princess.
Lance: There it is!
Alice: That's right.
This is the Sculpture Gallery In the Forest, where they've gathered famous sculptures from around the world.{Gallery sounds more natural to me here than "museum", especially since it's a much more casual setting than the "everything behind class or other barricades" approach that's strongly associated with "museum". --K}
Makoto: The Princess loved sculptures.
Davi: So maybe she stopped by here to take a look, then.
Makoto: But... Whenever she looked at a certain sculpture, she always had a sad look in her eyes for some reason.
Mana: Anyway, let's spend today looking around this this gallery for leads.
Rikka + Alice: Yeah.
Makoto: Perhaps...
It's possible that we may find the fourth Royal Crystal here.
That's my hunch at least.
Regina: Hiii!
All 4 Girls: Regina!
{OP}
Part 1
Title: A Shock! The Stolen Crystal!
Mana: Why are you here, Regina?
Regina: Listen, Mana, I'm gonna be a good girl now.
So I can be true friends with you.
Alice: It's great that you want to be friends, but have you thought about what you've done lately?
Regina: Lately?
Rikka: Making Selfishe and causing all sorts of trouble for people.
Regina: Of course I did!
Rikka: Really?
Regina: Totally.
Alice: Do you know what it means to "think about" what you've done?
Regina: Huh? Umm... Nope!
Mana: Well, I'll explain what it means later. But, Regina, if you want to be friends, it'll not just be with me, but with all of us.
Regina: Huh? All of you?
Mana: Exactly, all of us.
Regina: I-I'll try.
Rikka: {\i1}Huh? This girl...{\i0}
Alice: {\i1}Seems to be a little different from last occasion...{\i0}
Mana: Yeah, that's the spirit!
Makoto: Mana.
Mana: Makopi?
Makoto: Don't say anything about our search for the Princess or the Royal Crystals, k?
Mana: Okay.
Regina: So what are you girls doing here?
Mana: Well, uh, umm...
Rikka: To look at those sculptures, of course.
Alice: Indeed, indeed. That's it.
Regina: Oh? Well then, there's a really amazing one over there.
Let's go see it together!
Mana: H-Hang on a sec, Regina! Stop!
Regina: What's wrong, Mana?
Mana: If we're going to go see it, let's all go together.
Regina: But I wanted it to just be with the two of us, Mana.
Mana: Don't you want to be friends with everyone?
Regina: But, the ice cream I had with you the other day was really yummy.
Mana: So that's why you wanted it to be just the two of us, huh?
But I think just seems much more tasty, and much more fun, when there's five of us instead of just two, though.
Regina: Really?
Mana: Yeah, really.
Regina: I really want it to just be Mana and I, but I'll manage.
Rikka: You can't really get mad at her when she's so frank about it.
Alice: Are you alright?
Makoto: Alice... Yeah, I'm fine.
Makoto: {\i1}It's calling out to me...{\i0}
Mana: Makopi?
Davi: Makoto?
Mana: What's up, Makopi?
Makoto: This statue...
It looks just like the Princess!
Mana + Rikka + Alice: Huh?
Regina: Princess?
Alice: Never you mind.
Mana: Yeah, it's nothing.
Joe: Man, that's a splendid sculpture, isn't it?
Mana + Rikka + Alice: It's the guy who runs Solitaire!
Joe: Yo, good afternoon.
Ai-chan: Ai!
Rikka: Ai-chan's here too?
Regina: Your hat's funny!{Thank you for finally saying what everyone's been thinking, Regina. w --K}
Joe: And who might this lady be?
Regina: I'm Regina!
Joe: That's a beautiful name.
Pleased to make your acquaintance.
Makoto: {\i1}Why is this guy here, of all places?{\i0}
{\i0}In front of the sculpture that resembles the Princess so well...{\i1}
Mana: So, why are you here?
Joe: This recently erected sculpture seems to have caught my fancy.
Or perhaps it is the statue that fancies me instead.
Regina: This guy's hilarious!
Mana: Come on now, Regina!
Makoto: Hold on! Do you know the model for this sculpture?
Joe: Huh? Oh, would you look at the time!
I've got an important meeting to attend.
I'll leave Ai-chan in your capable hands.
Mana: Huh? Um, wait a sec...
Alice: And there he goes...
Rikka: I wonder what would do with Ai-chan if we weren't here.
Ai-chan: Kewpie
Mana: Hi, Ai-chan!
Ah, why are you crying?
Regina: Let me handle this.
Raquel: In this case...
Cheryl: Let's use this Lovie!
Raquel: Yo! Raquel-roll!
Ai-chan: Kewpie...
Regina: She's so adorable when she's sleeping.
Rikka: {\i1}It's just like Mana said.{\i0}
Alice: {\i1}There are no lies in her smile.{\i0}
Regina: So, Mana, what do you think of this sculpture?
Mana: She's really pretty.
Regina: I love it too. Especially that gem on her chest.
Mana: Could that be a Royal Crystal?
Regina: Wazzat?
Lance: It's a very royal kind of crystal.
Regina: Ah, you're lying.
Thieves start out as liars, you know.
Rikka: You know your proverbs well, I see.
Mana: You see, the Royal Crystals are something very precious that we're looking for.
Regina: Then I'll give it to you as a gift!
Mana: W-Wait a sec...
Regina: Here you go, Mana!
Rikka: W-W-What do we do?!
Mana: No way that's happening...
Gallery Director: What have you done?!
Mana: We're really sorry!
Rikka + Alice + Makoto: We're really sorry!
Mana: We feel really bad about what happened!
Gallery Director: Geez...
Mr. Hitomi: Now now, no need to get so upset.
Gallery Director: Sir...
Mana: Who is person?
Gallery Director: He's the man who made the sculpture you broke, Mr. Hitomi.
All 4 Girls: Ah, we're really sorry!
Mr. Hitomi: It's fine.
There's no way you girls could have the strength to break it. There must have been a flaw somewhere.
And that one's a bit of a mystery to me, too.
That never felt like my work from the start.
All 4 Girls: Huh?
Mr. Hitomi: When I picked that red stone up from the river bank, an amazingly vivid image came to my mind.
I was like a man possessed, and I finished this statue in one shot.
Regina: But this is just a simple glass stone.
Mana: Regina!
Mr. Hitomi: Well, that which is built must someday fall.
The same fate has befallen this sculpture.
Mana: Again, we feel really bad about what happened.
Regina: Whatcha doin'?
Mana: Cleaning up the mess.
Regina: Wouldn't it be fine to forget about that?
He forgave you, after all.
Mana: It's the thought that counts.
Since we can't put it back the way it was, this is the least we can do.
Regina: But I was the one who broke it.
You girls had nothing to do with that.
Rikka: What're you talking about? We'd obviously do it since we're friends.
Regina: Friends?
Alice: Yes, it's because we're friends that we can share one-another's burdens at times like this.
Rikka: Well it's sometimes difficult being friends with someone like Mana, who burdens everyone's troubles.
Mana: Yeah yeah, but you'll still hang out with me, right?
Rikka: Well, if you insist, I guess I can.
Regina: I... wanna be like that too...
Other 4 Girls: Hmm?
Regina: I.... wanna be friends too!
Mana: What're you talking about? You're already our friend.
Regina: Yeah.
Regina: {\i1}What is this feeling? There's a pounding deep in my chest...{\i0}
Other 4 Girls: Huh?
Makoto: Ah!
Cheryl: It's a Royal Crystal!
Mana: Regina, are you okay?
Regina: This is... a Royal Crystal...
Mana: Regina?
Regina: Give me all those Royal Crystals.
Come on, hand them over!
Makoto: Huh?
Mana: This is wrong, Regina!
Rikka: We told you earlier, those are very important things-
Regina: I told you I wanted them!
Alice: Regina-san?
Mana: What's the matter? You're acting strange.
Regina: Hmph, if won't give them to me, I'll have to take them!
Mr. Hitomi: Have you finished cleaning up?
Hmm?
Mr. Hitomi: Ah, that glow!
That's the inspiration I've been looking for!
Regina: Perfect timing.
Regina: I will make you into a splendid Selfishe!
Selfish: Sculptfishe!
{Eyecatch}
Part 2
Selfishe: Art is... destruction!
Mana: Let's go, girls!
Cheryl: Cheryl!
All 4 Girls: Precure Love Link!
All 4 Mascots: L O V E
Cure Heart: Abundant love, Cure Heart!
Cure Diamond: The light of wisdom, Cure Diamond!
Cure Rosetta: Shining in the sun's warm embrace, Cure Rosetta!
Cure Sword: The courageous blade, Cure Sword!
All 4 Cures: Resonate, our heartbeat of love!
DokiDoki Precure!
Cure Heart: Poor, sad, and lovelorn sculpture...
I, Cure Heart, will make your heart beat with love again!
Regina: As if I need it!
I just need to beat you Precure up and steal your Royal Crystals.
Selfishe: Sculpture!
Cure Heart: Regina!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Selfishe: Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Selfishe: Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Cure Diamond: The sculptures!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Cure Heart: Stop it already!
Cure Heart: Don't break any more of them!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Cure Sword: Love Heart Arrow!
Precure Sparkle Sword!
Cure Heart: It had no effect!
Cure Sword: Heart!
Cure Heart: Sword!
Cure Sword: Catch!
Cure Diamond: Sword was turned into a sculpture?!
Cure Rosetta: How horrible...
Selfishe: And now to place her on display...
I've completed a masterpiece.
Now, which one of you shall I make into my next work?
Cure Diamond: Let me handle this!
Precure Diamond Shower!
Got him!
Selfishe: Art is... destruction!
Raquel: He shrugged off Diamond Shower?!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Cure Rosetta: Precure Rosetta Reflection!
Lance: Rosetta Reflection, too?
Selfishe: Sculpture!
Cure Heart: Rosetta! Diamond!
Selfishe: More masterpieces completed.
Cure Heart: Girls...
Regina: That's my Selfishe!
Cure Heart: Regina! Change them back!
Regina: Sure.
If you'll give me all the Royal Crystals.
If you refuse, I'll smash your precious friends!
Cure Heart: Regina, seriously, what's wrong with you?
You made friends today with not just me, but with all of us, or so I thought.
I was so happy when that happened, and my heart was just doing laps.{キュンキュン +1}
Wasn't yours doing the same?{キュンキュン +1}
Regina: That's stupid. What insipid nonsense are you babbling about now?
Cure Heart: Regina!
Regina: At any rate, it seems you don't plan on saving your friends.
So I'm cutting of these bothersome negotiations.
Selfishe, steal the Royal Crystals!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Selfishe: Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Cure Heart: Precure Heart Shoot!
Regina: How dumb. You should've just hurried up and handed them over.
Now, complete your Precure sculpture collection!
Selfishe: Aaaand... Sculpture!
Cure Heart: M-Mister!
Joe: Fire a Heart Shoot at your friends!
Cure Heart: Why?
Joe: You should be able to change your friends back! Do it!
Cure Heart: I'm gonna save you now, girls.
Regina: Not gonna happen!
Joe: Whoa! You'll have to get through me first.
Cure Heart: Precure Heart Shoot!
Cure Heart: Girls...
Regina: Selfishe!
Selfishe: Destroy!
Cure Heart: Let's go, girls!
Diamond + Rosetta + Sword: Yeah!
All 4 Cures: Precure Lovely Force Arrow!
Selfishe: Oh!
Love! Love Loooooove!
Mr. Hitomi: What was I....?
Joe: Now, will you return that Royal Crystal?
Regina: Who do you think I am?{"My cuteness will pierce the heavens!" w --K}
I am the daughter of King Selfishe, Regina!
Cure Heart: Mister!
Joe: I-I'm fine.
Regina: I'll let you live to return home today.
However, remember this...
The Royal Crystals are {\i1}all mine{\i0}!
See ya!
Cure Heart: Regina...
Ai-chan: Kewpie!
Joe: There, there...
Ai-chan: Kewpie
Cure Heart: So who in the world are you?
Cure Sword: That armor...
It shows that you are Trump Kingdom warrior!
Cure Heart + Cure Rosetta: Huh?
Cure Sword: What relationship do you have with the Princess?!
Joe: My name is Jonathan Klondike.{Btw... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klondike_(solitaire) <-- Hence the name of his store. wwww --K}
Princess Ann's betrothed!{I like "betrothed" in this context better than fiance. Also, interesting to note: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/fianc%C3%A9e#English <-- fiancee is female, fiance is male. --K}
All 4 Cures: Huh?!
Ai-chan: Kewpie!
Cure Sword: The Princess's betrothed...?
{ED}
Preview
Mana: Hey Mister, please tell us!
Tell us the story of the love between you and the Princess!
{\i1}DokiDoki! Precure:{\i0}
Next episode title: Appearance! The Final Royal Crystal!
Mana: Be still my beating heart!