DokiDoki Precure Episode 16

Translation: Kanmuri

TL in progress

Translation

Prologue

Bel: Selfishe standup.

Ira: Hey, hurry up and say something stupid.

Mammo: No, you!

Bel: We don't really have an act if no one will play the fool.
You guys are so selfish!

Ira + Mammo: Same goes for you!

Ira + Mammo + Bel: Thank you very much.

Regina: You guys stink.

Ira: Why don't you try doing this if you think you can be funnier?

Mammo: Just once, I'd like to punch that girl.

Bel: Keep it together, that's King Selfishe's daughter.

Regina: That girl was fascinating.

Cure Heart: Precure Heart Shoot!

Regina: Cure Heart...
I'm gonna make you all mine!

{OP}

Part 1

Title: Regina's Extreme Attack! Mana is Mine!

Mana: You sure have been busy with work, Makopi.

Makoto: Yeah. People liked the movie, so new jobs have been-

Regina: Hiiii Mana!

Mana + Rikka + Makoto: Regina!

Regina: Sorry I caused you so much trouble before.

Rikka: If you were really sorry, the Precure wouldn't be necessary.

Makoto: What are you scheming this time?

Regina: I've really taken a fancy to you, Mana.
So...
I'll let you be my friend!

Makoto: Let her...

Rikka: ...be your friend?{Swapped these to make sense in English. --K}

Regina: Aren't you happy?

Makoto: Why would that make anyone happy?
Precure Love Link!

Rikka + Mana: Ahhh!

Makoto: There's no way I can forgive you!

Regina: What, are you mad?{U mad sis?}

Makoto: Of course I'm mad!
The Trump Kingdom, my home, you destroyed it!

Regina: I know nothin' about that.
That was my papa's doing, not mine.

Makoto: You...

Mana: STOP!

Makoto: Mana, out of the way!

Mana: Can you please calm down first, ok?

Rikka: Before someone comes!

Davi: Makoto, power down for now.

Regina: Mana.
You and I are friends now. Okay?

Mana: Okay, let's be friends.

Rikka: Wait a second, Mana!

Makoto: Why?
You can't be serious about making friends with that girl, can you?

Mana: Yeah, I'm serious.
I was thinking it would be good if I could just make friends with Regina.
Makopi?

Makoto: Unbelievable...
She's an enemy!
You saw yourself the sad and fallen state of the Trump Kingdom!

Mana: Yeah, but something seems different about Regina...

Makoto: What's different?
She's King Selfishe's daughter!

Mana: That's true... but... I can't bring myself to hate her...
Ah! Makopi, wait!

Makoto: I don't understand what you're thinking at all, Mana.

Mana: Ma-Makopi...

Rikka: Mana, we've gotta get to school now.

Mana: Yeah...
See you later, Regina.

Regina: Later!

Mana: Makopi completely hates me now...

Rikka: That's to be expected, wouldn't you say?
You should well know Makopi's feelings on the matter.

Mana: Yeah... of course she'd be mad.

Rikka: Well if you know that, then why?

Mana: Well...

Regina: Hi!

Mana + Rikka: Regina?!

Mana: What's up?

Regina: Let's go play, Mana!

Mana: Huh? I-I can't!
Class is about to-

Regina: Just skip class!

Mana: I can't do that!

Teacher: Good morning, kids!

Kido: Wh-What's going on?{Captions say 城戸, Kido seems to be the most common reading of that kanji compound as a surname. --K}

Teacher: I-It won't open!

Regina: Now class can't happen!

Mana: No!!!
Heading to the restroom for a bit!

Mana: You can't come to school!

Regina: But I'm doing it for you.

Mana: Huh?

Regina: Playing's obviously more fun that studying!
So I came to help you out.
Aren't you happy?

Mana: No, no, no! Regardless, now is a bad time.
We can hang out after school's over, okay?

Regina: Huh? Okay... I'll wait if you say so.

Rikka: Can we stop by the Student Council Room for a bit?
There's some documents I'd like you to sign.

Mana: Okay.

Regina: Mana, school's over now! Let's play!
I've got something to take care of in the Student Council Room first, so just wait a little bit, k?

Regina: Not waiting! I'll fix it for you!

Mana: W-Wait a sec!
How are you planning on "fixing" it?

Regina: Destroy the school.

Mana + Rikka: Huh?

Regina: If I do that, then all those bothersome things will disappear and we can go play immediately, right?

Mana: No, no, no! Definitely not!

Regina: Why not?
I'm trying to help you out.

Rikka: Isn't that a bit backwards?
If you're friends, you should think a bit more about Mana's circumstances-

Regina: I'm not talking to you.

Mana: Rikka? Waugh!

Regina: Let's go!

Rikka: Mana! Geez...

Regina: Come on, hurry!

Mana: Ah! Okay already!

DB: Are you okay with that?

Makoto: Let's just hurry up and go.

Regina: Where should we go?

Mana: Hmm? Don't you have somewhere you'd like to go?

Regina: Not really, I'm fine going where you want to go.

Mana: I-I see... Well then, I'll show you around the town.

Regina: Ok!

Mana: Whoa!

Regina: Isn't that easier?

Mana: Huh? Ah... maybe...

Regina: Whatcha' doin?

Mana: Picking up trash.
Ah, there's more over there.

Regina: I'll help!
All better now!

Alice: Mana-chan made friends with Regina-san?
Well, that certainly makes things very complicated, doesn't it?

Rikka: I hope Mana's okay.

Regina: She's fine!

Rikka: Why are you here?

Mana: Regina said she was thirsty, and Alice's tea is quite delicious.

Regina: So, make some.

Alice: Well, I'll certainly make some delicious tea for a friend of Mana's.
Please wait a bit.

Regina: Aw, but I wanna drink it {\i1}now{\i0}.

Alice: Tea takes time to turn out tasty.{I just had to go for this alliteration! w --K}
The amount of time the leaves steep, when you add water to cool it down, and other factors all...{温める in カップを温める is read ぬるめる in this case, which is actually to cool down, in this case by adding cooler water (which is a common usage of the word). Alice trails off here. --K}

Ai-chan: Ai! Ai!

Regina: What's her name?

Mana: It's Ai-chan.

Ai-chan: Kewpie!

Regina: She's soooo cute!
You can play together.
Cheryl, if you would please?

Cheryl: Ok!

Cheryl: Cheryl-meryl!

Ai-chan: Ai! Ai!

Regina: Why are you spacing off?
Hurry up and make my tea.

Alice: Huh? Oh, right.

Rikka: So, have you talked to Makopi since then?

Mana: Seems she's busy with work.

Rikka: I see.

Regina: Can you please refrain from talking in such a familiar manner with my Mana?

Rikka: "My Mana" you say? Mana's not a thing.
And furthermore I'm Mana's childhood friend.
Compared to you, Mana and I hanging out is-

Regina: Mana is {\i1}my{\i0} friend.
You've already been discarded.

Rikka: Huh?

Mana: Rikka...

Regina: Let's go, Mana!

Alice: Regina-san, in just a moment the tea will be-

Regina: Don't need it!

Mana: Sorry, girls!

Rikka: What was that about?

Alice: That girl truly cannot be dealt with through normal means.

{Eyecatch}